Total Medals Earned: 522 (From 49 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,655 Points
Medals Earned: 9/15 (55/325 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (60/355 points)
Medals Earned: 5/8 (25/45 points)
Medals Earned: 12/20 (145/500 points)
Medals Earned: 7/10 (50/225 points)
Medals Earned: 6/18 (70/500 points)
Medals Earned: 69/80 (345/400 points)
Medals Earned: 10/10 (150/150 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
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Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Use a nuke
Find the hidden button
Get caught by a UFO
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
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Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Gigantor survives the battle
Mindchamber survives the battle
